Me: Interview time!

Txrabbit: *grumble* i made one first....

Me: Not my problem, OKAY! My evil monkey lads-I MEAN FEMALE ASSISTANTS, with help me interview! First off, Naruto!

Lisy42: *glare at poor defenseless me* So Naruto, Tell us about your self.

Naruto: Well, I like ramen.

Nimbafuu: Is that ALL?

Naruto: Yep.

Me: You have no social life, ANYWAY! Next to Sakura!

Sakura: I didn't fuck Sasuke! IT'S A LIE!!! IT'S JUST A LIE!!!

*Me and my evil Monk-FEMALE ASSISTANTS sweatdrop*

Nimbafuu: Riiiight...I've written about you in my stories...I KNOW! I'm a MAGICIAN!

Txrabbit: I'm scared.

Me: Ditto.....

Lisy42: And what about me?! I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL!

Me:....It'll all be okay....

*Lights suddenly go off*

Me: OKAY! WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS? DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!

*hears weird kissing noises*

Txrabbit: SASUKE! SAKURA! GET A ROOM!

Nimbafuu: I can make them a room! 'CAUSE I'M A MAGI-!"

"SHUT UP!" Everyone screamed.

Nimbafuu: gawd...

*Lights suddenly come on*

Me: Okaaaayyy, on with the interview...soooo Kakashi....WILL YOU EVER STOP READING THAT DAMN PORN BOOK?!?!

Lisy42: HEY! That was my line! *pulls out script*

Me: *throws script aside* DEAL WITH IT!

Lisy42: *gasp* How dare you! *runs off to find script*

Kakashi: Omg, Txrabbit! WILL YOU GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER?!

Txrabbit's Fanboys: OVER OUR DEAD BODIES!!!

Me: Okay *dodges flying fanboy* that concludes our first interview!! *Dodges a fan...GIRL?! ._.* stay...TUNED!

Txrabbit: I feel loved in a different kind of way...

Nimbafuu: Next time I get more air time!

Lisy42: *comes back with script* I GOT IT! HOLY CRAP IT!! *gets hit my a fanboy*
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THE END!!!
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT ONE!